Sunday, May 18, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The best Blogger profile I've ever read

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Stephan Britt
In my head there are people and animals and buses and things so I take a pencil and draw them out. Sometimes my cat Edsel makes this face like he knows something I don't and I lock him in the closet for a few days 'til he stops it. If I can't find a pencil and paper, I'll go knocking on neighbors doors and ask if I can borrow some, and last week when I went outside there was a big stack of paper and pencils and it wasn't even Christmas! I once drew a picture of a horse's butt so real that a friend said it smelled just like a real one (that is if I had one, a friend that is). When I get a drawing job I like to put on my lucky blue cap and drink six big glasses of whiskey and punch, and then I stare at the paper so hard my eyes hurt. This is how I get all my great ideas- once I had three great ideas in a row and passed out. Thank you for your consideration.

Many Haw-Haws

Monday, May 12, 2008

Frankenstein meanderings

I was just looking around Frankensteinia when I remembered my illustrated copy of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. I scanned it a while ago and posted it on FFH's Flickr.

I got this years ago. The cover creeped me out. Each illustration was more startling than the first. (I didn't read this copy. I have a small pocketbook for reading. It's too easy to get rapped up in the images of this one.) The watercolour appeals to me. It has a dreamy quality. I find Robert Andrew Parker's Monster to be scarier than Karloff's. Karloff is intensly sympathetic. This Monster looks just like that: a Monster. Parts of dead bodies stitched together by a mad sceintist in an attempt to create a living being. Creepy.

Frankenstein and his Monster are engraved on our collective minds. Pop Culture has been loaded with Frankie since circa 1931. TV commercials for credit cards, fingerpuppets, cereal, films upon films! Frankenstein and his Monster are immortal... It's marvelous!

Alice in Wonderland- The Time Warp

Well done, xchloedarling!

The Original Scary Mary Poppins recut trailer

Kermit the Frog Bites Vincent Price

Here's Lucy- Lucy cuts Vincent Price

Vincent Price, Dudley Moore & Lulu singing You Must've Been a Beautiful Baby

Vincent Price Tilex commercial

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Traumatizing playground sculptures



Source: Dark Roasted Blend's Nightmare Playgrounds. Part 2 HERE.

Joshua Hoffline's horrific art

I believe that the horror story is ultimately concerned with the imminence and randomness of death, and the implication that there is no certainty to existence. The experience of horror resides in this confrontation with uncertainty. Horror tells us that our belief in security is delusional, and that the monsters are all around us.

This gallery may bring back memories of nightmares, but they are beautiful in their own ghastly way. Joshua Hoffline.com

Source: Neatorama's Childhood Fears

Cthulhu Cake


Cthulhu Cake
Originally uploaded by raingirllori
Here is Cthulhu rising from the oceans, using a convenient little island with a tower on it to climb up. The base was cherry-chip cake, the island and tower a mix of cherry chip and yellow cake with chocolate frosting. Also used small chocolate 'pearls' as rocks. Cthulhu himself is all fondant, with two chocolate pearls that I seeped in red dye for eyes.

Cheers to raingirllori for making this creepy (and surely yummy) cake.

Source: Neatorama's Cthulhu Cake

Friday, May 2, 2008

Coffin Couches

Here's an interesting piece of furniture. Great for those days when you're "Dead on your feet" (harharhar). Coffincouches.com

Source: Neatorama's Coffin Couches